saddamhussein's Xanga

Thursday, August 19, 2004

Thu, 19 Aug 2004 05:37:24 GMT

Sitting here TOTALLY BORED!!!!! OMG this Olympic is so bored! Field hockey? Gymnasty? Nobody watching Olympic!! Saddam will now answer question from reader. This is favorite part of Saddam Xanga! Here go Saddam.

this is great but saddam i have to ask... how r your ya know.. uh femine relations workin out... or r u goin gay as a lot of people are sayin.. do the troops even supply u with good porn o u poor baby
~~lilldevil207
My femine relation are good. You are talking of Saddam's new kitten Ashlee VonSimpson, you are not? This is Ashlee:

Is she the cutest not? LoLz she bring Saddam much joy, how she meow, lick Saddam face to waking up, claw out face of Osama when he visiting. Not compare to Al-Jazer Timberlake, Allah resting puppy soul. And what is this of gay? What is this of porn? Saddam have great porn!!! I have Kazaa do I knot? Free porn! Wootily hoot.

lmaooo WTF!!!!!!!! who eva thought bout dis shyt is crazii funny nice site and yeah dr0p by my place 2 wen u finish ur walk lmao pr0pz o0o0o and umm eminem ur wife??? hes taken sweety das my MAN!!! but yeah hes a QT! lmfaoooo
~~locaYsuelta
WHAT THE DOG YOU ARE SAYING?!? LoL oh well Saddam forgive, locaYsuelta from different country, like Saddam.

sadaam your the man
~~Cornwallace0323
Who is this Cornwallace? Who is Sadaam you are speaking of? Saddam lookingsomewhatlike? Who is man of Sadaam? All English speaking know that the word "your" is posessive, meaning to own something. So when you say "Sadaam your the man" you are referring to the "the man" that Sadaam owns. However, if you were to say, "Sadaam, you're the man," that would mean "Sadaam, you are the man," which would be the correct grammatical interpretation. Perhaps you should learn common English before you start spreading your babbling rubbish around the internet. ~~~>>>Thanking to Prison Guard #2 for English lesson for today!! Prison Guard #2, your face is ending up on floor, and so you're dead! LMAO

What's next Saddam? Do you have an escape plan you could fill us in on?
~~disturbed_c0W
Of course Saddam having escape plan, Mr. Cow! But to the unfortune, Saddam cannot revealing this infortation, or Saddam will have to kill bovine family.

dude can you send me some cuban cigars?
~~mefailenglish_tHaTsUnPoSsibLe
No. No, Saddam will not. But you and CornWallace should be exchange Xanga name! lolol

This is all question Saddam will answer until the next time! Saddam have been keeping busy learn to play guitar! Soon Saddam will conquer Barenaked Ladies! WOOHOOHOO IT ALL BEING DONE!!!

Wednesday, August 11, 2004

Wed, 11 Aug 2004 12:46:33 GMT

Whatever is happening to Saddam getting 255 comment? This is not good. If you do not comment this entry, I squirt 1000 ants with baby oil and light them on fire.... (the best I can be doing, in prison)

WHO THIS IS THAT SAYING NO E-PROP?! E-prop are all Saddam have left! Please. I am... how you say? E-prop harlet? Hussie? Skank? Slut? Whore? Pope's Mom? Tart? lol Pope's mom was such a hottie back in the night. Who would have thinking she would die at only 983 year old? lol Pope is old! You are getting? This will never be not funny.

So, much has happening when Saddam in prison. I have not been update because stupid American army does not give Saddam computer! This is bad treatment! All they give me is razor and deodorant and soap and shampoo and conditioner (Saddam have split end) and cell phone and beeper (must keep up with the peepings) and queen size bed (not king for the King?) and fuzzy slipper and TV (with Comcast cable?!)... and they do not even give Saddam good bed linens! THEY GIVE COTTON!! SADDAM HAVE SENSITIVE SKIN!!!!

Anycream, the computer they gave me is hella-loose. As loose as Osama! OHHHH MAY SADDAM HAVE RIMJOB?! ba-dum-chh! lmfao! This is good joke. What I am saying? YES! Loose computer. It is new Dell Inspiron XPS Intel® Pentium ®4 w/HT Technology 3.4GHz,15.4 WUXGA, Microsoft® Windows® XP Home Edition, 24X CD-RW/DVD Combo Drive with Sonic RecordNow, 60GB Hard Drive 3 Year Limited Warranty plus 3 Year At-Home Service (I copy this from Dell webplace) And I have new ITunes mp3 player so I can downloading new Tiny Jon song! EMINEM IS SO KEWT OMG OMG lol Saddam is not gay, not joking, but Saddam would totally make Eminem one of my many wives. He would be "angry-rapping" wife! He can live with other "gangsta-rapping" wife Tupac and "career lasting 2 weeks rapping" wife Vanilla Snow. Or is this ice? DO NOT QUESTIONING SADDAM, SADDAM WILL MAKE PUDDING OF YOUR BABIES!!! Wait, I am questioning self. lol.

Time for walk taking through New York City! I say "Let me walking through New York City" and they say "No you run away" so I say "NO! Saddam will not run! We make deal, I promise not to run away and you will not dying today" and they say I can taking walk! I will meeting up with Fidel in New York, smoke some cubans (and then we will smoke cigars too, ~LoLz~), have sexual intercourse with many anonymous partner, this will be kick-face good time!

Ciao and luv lots
Saddam

Monday, August 09, 2004

Mon, 09 Aug 2004 02:04:34 GMT

SADDAM FROM PRISON!!! SADDAM FROM PRISON!!! This is good time! I am criminal!

I am Saddam Hussein, President of Iraq.

~LoLz~ You think this is funny? Saddam think this is funny. It is funny becausing Saddam is not dictator of Iraq. GEORGE BUSH is dictator of Iraq. haha this is not true

So American election coming up? Who are choosing for you? How you say this? V-O-ting? In Iraq, you are voting for President, but the only ballot on time this one is SADDAM! But Saddam is no more.

I am escaping plan sometime this fall. Fall is such good time for escaping. Camel run faster in Fall. I am changing name to Andrew Penis. This will be good name, not sticking out.

Who is tangent? I AM TANGENT! I was talking for election in US. Election in US is... WHO WANT TO TALKING FOR ELECTION!!! Everyone wanting George VV to being elect.

OOPS time for food! Americans having much good prison! More update later. Leaving you with song wrote for Saddam:

"Dont be fooled by the bombs that i got.
im still... im still...Saddam from iraq.
Use a human sheild so i dont get shot.
no matter where i go i know where i came from...
south iraq"

TOODLE

Thursday, May 22, 2003

Thu, 22 May 2003 08:59:15 GMT

I am fooling!!! I no update.

Fooling you!!!

Friday, April 11, 2003

Fri, 11 Apr 2003 13:27:37 GMT

Verry sad. Verry verry sad. I having no more government. I having 300 less wifings. I have no more goat. Al-Jazer is dead.

This is last entry for Saddam.

But you are knowing forever, SADDAM IS ROCKING!!! SADDAM WILL BE BACK IN NEXT LIFE!!!!

KICK-FACE!!!!!!!

Wednesday, April 02, 2003

Wed, 02 Apr 2003 13:25:37 GMT

Greeting. Saddam is back!!! Of course, Saddam never left, if you are get what I say? *chomp chomp* or is this *nod nod* How you say? I can no remember.

Anycream, it has been hectic past while, I mind not telling you. This warring, this Saddam lookaliking, David Arquette? Who is this? I think he is gay. Courtney Cox have something that looking like Iraq tower, yes no? He is sucking on Iraqi tower like fat smelly lollidog. lol this is true

This warring, it is lonely! I have not seen Osama, Pope, Fidel, or even Al-Jazer Timberlake even! If you are not reading (and if you are not, I throw dart in your eye) Al-Jazer Timberlake is my puppy. He is the cutest puppy in world! I have not seen him since warring start. He is with Dog-Taking-Care-Of Wife, and it is so lonely without him!!! I feel as if a million American have crushing my heart. But I will seeing him again. After all, I am Saddam!!!

One more thing before I am bombing more Kuwait. This people, they come here and they say "Oh, Saddam, you waste time. You have nothing to do with time. Your time is wasting." Well my friends, WHOSE TIME YOU ARE WASTING AS YOU TYPE THIS?! THIS IS NOT MY TIMING THAT IS WASTE!!! You no like? YOU NO READING!! I say this before, I say this again.

Word.

Friday, March 28, 2003

Fri, 28 Mar 2003 09:22:47 GMT

Hello. This is Saddam Hussein. I am sorry that I have been away for so long, but I have been busy, what with the war and all. So how is everyone? I hope you've had a good couple of weeks.

I'm sorry if I seem a little different, but this war has really changed me. Rumors of my death and supposed "Saddam Lookalikes" have been greatly exaggerated. I assure you, I am not a lookalike. I am Saddam Hussein. I swear to god I'm not David Arquette. Seriously.

Anyway, I have to go now. Courtn-- err my many wives want to go out and get trashed in LA tonight. I'll talk to you all later.

Saddam "Not David Arquette" Hussein.

Wednesday, March 19, 2003

Wed, 19 Mar 2003 23:04:21 GMT

I AM CRAPPING PANTS!!!!!

Thursday, March 13, 2003

Thu, 13 Mar 2003 23:15:19 GMT

Who you are? Messing with Saddam?! You are thinking you knowing Saddam? You are stepping, biotch?! YOU ARE NOT KNOWING ANYTHING ABOUT SADDAM!!!

I just kidding! I am not angry, because I am knowing that the different peoples having different opinions. This fact I am telling you twice is great, and then but if you are not wanting to reading, DO NOT READING!! This is free country. LOL!! I mean YOUR country is freeing, mine is not. In mine every Iraqi must read Xanga of Saddam or I kill them with small chicken. And if they read too much I molest their daughter. Yes, Saddam do all this himself. WHAT?! Saddam is animal who parties much. And I have the most kick-face parties, I am not telling the truth??

Saddam is very happy today. Today I am thinking of the times when The Pope and I are hanging out just the two. And then when Fidel come and wanting to hang out, we are saying reluctant okay, and then he is being here ALL THE TIME. Pope and I cannot getting him away!! He come and he does not knocking, I am thinking I just move. But I am thinking of good time, so Saddam is happy. Also, I finish crocheting gun cover. It is so the cute!!! I am making it with blue, red, and green, and then I am ironing this photographoto of David Bowie on it (he is rocknut!!)

N-E-Wayz. I must going. PIECES OUT!!! WHITE POWER!!! LOL

Saddam E. Hussein

Tuesday, March 04, 2003

Tue, 04 Mar 2003 10:04:56 GMT

You never answered my question: are you gay?

Posted by oddONEout

Why you are asking if I am gay? Does this matter to you and your family? No, I am not gay, thanking you much. (meeting me in bathroom of Capital Building at 4pm March 20th, we have good time)

Dude, ur exactly 50 years older than me!

Posted by the_incredible_bulk

YOU HAVE BIRTHDAY OF SADDAM?!?! THIS IS SO COOLING!!! Iraqi proverb say, though, this is one here "You have same birthday as Saddam, you having bad luck." This is because I kill anyone with same birthday as me. ONLY SADDAM CAN CELEBRATING ON THIS DAY!! lol, seriously, I come kill you now.

I thoroughly enjoy your speeches Sadam. Continue with the ramble on waring. We Americans, we enjoy.

Posted by GracieBear96

LEARNING HOW TO SPELL NAME OF SADDAM!!!! It is S-A-D-A-M. Oh wait... I screwing. S-A-D-D-D-A-M. This is the correct.

bomb us!!!!!

Posted by HeroKing

OKAY!! lol

you fucking suck the goat nut

Posted by onenutleft

The goat nut? What this mean, goat nut? You coming on Xanga of Saddam, you not leaving e-propping, you say I am sucking goat nut?! WHO ARE YOU TO DO THIS?!? Where you live? I come rape your mother.