not cool.  i miss you on those cold, lonely nights. 

you can come out of hiding now, war over, we already raise oil prices which pay back big oil companies lots of kickbacks for getting jr. elected, with well-hung chad.... (my new gay porn name, HAH!)

I wish you be our ruler instead, that way we all get each semi-automatics with gun cozies, and then we shoot people who drive too slow in left lane!

I think we should also have 'no music' policy here like the shah of iran used to, that way we no have to ears bleed when american idol date britney spears in reality show...

I knew they'd never find you. If they did, we'd have no reason to have another war next year!

Saddam Lives! ALL BOW BEFORE THE FORCE THAT IS SADDAM!

WAR SADDAM!

.....

That actually makes sense in this case...

yea saddam! missin u!

lol...

saddam is rocking!

 but i not happy about fooling.  update or i come kill you.  i not joking.

hahahaha i just playing.  see, i am fooling now!!!     

HELLA THIS IS FUNNY!!!!!

wdups!? lols.. random propz.. h0lla ;]

keep on rockinq, yu fockinq saddam.. usa rules no d.. x]

come back to us Saddam

Please entertain me.