Whatever is happening to Saddam getting 255 comment? This is not good. If you do not comment this entry, I squirt 1000 ants with baby oil and light them on fire.... (the best I can be doing, in prison)

WHO THIS IS THAT SAYING NO E-PROP?! E-prop are all Saddam have left! Please. I am... how you say? E-prop harlet? Hussie? Skank? Slut? Whore? Pope's Mom? Tart? lol Pope's mom was such a hottie back in the night. Who would have thinking she would die at only 983 year old? lol Pope is old! You are getting? This will never be not funny.

So, much has happening when Saddam in prison. I have not been update because stupid American army does not give Saddam computer! This is bad treatment! All they give me is razor and deodorant and soap and shampoo and conditioner (Saddam have split end) and cell phone and beeper (must keep up with the peepings) and queen size bed (not king for the King?) and fuzzy slipper and TV (with Comcast cable?!)... and they do not even give Saddam good bed linens! THEY GIVE COTTON!! SADDAM HAVE SENSITIVE SKIN!!!!

Anycream, the computer they gave me is hella-loose. As loose as Osama! OHHHH MAY SADDAM HAVE RIMJOB?! ba-dum-chh! lmfao! This is good joke. What I am saying? YES! Loose computer. It is new Dell Inspiron XPS Intel® Pentium ®4 w/HT Technology 3.4GHz,15.4 WUXGA, Microsoft® Windows® XP Home Edition, 24X CD-RW/DVD Combo Drive with Sonic RecordNow, 60GB Hard Drive 3 Year Limited Warranty plus 3 Year At-Home Service (I copy this from Dell webplace) And I have new ITunes mp3 player so I can downloading new Tiny Jon song! EMINEM IS SO KEWT OMG OMG lol Saddam is not gay, not joking, but Saddam would totally make Eminem one of my many wives. He would be "angry-rapping" wife! He can live with other "gangsta-rapping" wife Tupac and "career lasting 2 weeks rapping" wife Vanilla Snow. Or is this ice? DO NOT QUESTIONING SADDAM, SADDAM WILL MAKE PUDDING OF YOUR BABIES!!! Wait, I am questioning self. lol.

Time for walk taking through New York City! I say "Let me walking through New York City" and they say "No you run away" so I say "NO! Saddam will not run! We make deal, I promise not to run away and you will not dying today" and they say I can taking walk! I will meeting up with Fidel in New York, smoke some cubans (and then we will smoke cigars too, ~LoLz~), have sexual intercourse with many anonymous partner, this will be kick-face good time! 

Ciao and luv lots
Saddam